1. "We'll not discriminate great from small. No...we'll serve anyone - Meaning anyone - And TO anyone - At all!"
2. "It won't work! I look before I leap. I love margins and discipline. I make lists in my sleep, baby!"
3. "To love another person is to see the face of God."
4. "I'm through accepting limits', Cuz someone says they're so...Some things I cannot change, But till I try, I'll never know!"
5. "In my dreams I have a plan, If I got me a wealthy man...I wouldn't have to work at all, I'd fool around and have a ball."
6. "Love's never easy, Take it from a girl who knows. Love comes as quickly as it goes."
7. "Santa Claus we never see..." "Santa Claus...what's that? Who's he?"
8. "Once upon a time, this place was infested. Freaks on every corner...I had them all arrested! Hey nonny, nonny, nonny no!"
9. "Actually sire, I'm Jewish." "Really?" "Yeah, on my Mum's side.." "Why didn't you say anything?!" "Well..it's not the sort of thing you say to a heavily armed Christan."
10. "Being true to yourself never goes out of style."
