Maybe it's because my parents were journalists, but I have declared myself the Grammar Police and I'm currently issuing citations:1) I frequently correct my students who wish to,
axe a question. It's
ask guys. Just don't
ask R. Kelly in his song, "The World's Greatest," because he'll encourage you to
axe him. Such violence.
2) Seen today at L.A. Fitness in the Spin Room, a sign that reads:
Locker are available. Ok, several ways we could approach a correction...either
Lockers are available or
A locker is available would be great alternatives. And the worst part? This sign is printed and hung in several places around the gym, not just the spin room. Sigh.
3) I've saved my favorite for last. I saw this on the clearance rack at American Eagle last weekend. Check out the inscription on the t-shirt (enlarged for better viewing):


Really? I mean, editors didn't see this? It actually went to print and teen girls all across the USA are wearing a grammatically incorrect t-shirt that proclaims you should
Love the one your with. Wow. No wonder our society is lost in abbreviations like LOL, BFF, and TTYL. We can't speak in complete sentences, so why not just misuse the English language while we're at it?
Just to clarify on that last one:
Your is a posessive pronoun,
you're is the contraction that they meant to use, meaning "you are."
Shame on you guys, R. Kelly, L.A. Fitness and American Eagle. You really ought to know better...or at least your agents, editors or designers should!